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Aspiring humanitarian mastermind seeks sexy genius accomplice

I'm currently inventing a biological toxin that triggers a prolonged and agonizing death in anyone who uses entrepreneurial buzzwords and phrases such as "touch base," "push the envelope," "disruption," "going forward," best practices," "outside the box," "move the needle," "task" as a verb (e.g., "tasked"), "data" as a synonym for knowledge, and so on. I'm in need of a sexy genius accomplice to help me complete this humanitarian act, which is where you come in...

Having a partner with a good sense of humor is important to me because mine is somewhat dry and dark (my sense of humor, not my partner); I'm very sarcastic. I never thought of myself as *funny* per se until I began teaching undergraduates and noticed how many laughs are evoked by simply saying what I (mistakenly?) suspected everyone was already thinking. The upside is that it's almost impossible to offend me with a joke. It's never "too soon," damnit.

Some interests: philosophy, mind(s), science, music, exercise, and imagining what a better world might look like. Learning useless but remarkable facts about exotic animals is always fun (I'm looking at you, honey badger).

Kinds of things to expect of me when we're together and I'm not feeling too serious, which is pretty much always: generating outlandish what-if scenarios, making up stories featuring you as the protagonist, and creating banter that you'll find incredibly witty, especially if you deign to participate. :)

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My Dog(s)

What is your dog's name?Alice
What breed is your dog?According to a DNA test, the 65-pound creature I rescued from the animal shelter is half American Staffordshire, but the other half remains a mystery.
How old is your dog?9
What gender is your dog?Female
Does your dog live indoors or outdoors?Indoors
Do you have other pets beside dog?No
Do you have more than one dog?No
Do you take your dog with you when you go on vacation?Yes
Does your dog wear a muzzle?No
Is it necessary that your partner also have a dog?No
Where did you get your dog from?Animal Shelter

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
BuildAthletic / toned
Height6' 1" (185 cm)
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorLight brown
Hair LengthBald
Facial HairShaved
Best featureButt
Body ArtNone
Health ConditionNo problems

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsDog
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Doctorate
SpecialtyResearch / Science / Engineering
Employment StatusFull-time

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDocumentaries, Movies
Favorite movies typesComedy, Drama, Documentary
Music typesRock, Blues
Reading selectionBiography, Classic, Fiction, History, Mathematics, Mystery, Political, Science
HobbiesExercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Internet, Computers

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorReserved
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading a book, Going to a museum

Views

Political viewsAnarchist
ReligionAgnostic
Attend religious servicesNever

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
Look for in a partnerI especially value the company of women with unique hobbies and intellectual or athletic interests. Whether you play an instrument, hope to set a deadlift record, or just like to read up on obscure topics, I'm unlikely to grow tired of hearing about your latest advances and discoveries.

I'm most attracted to women who see beauty in simplicity, question authority, don't take status or hierarchies too seriously, and are respectful toward others (including animals) who have less power than they do. Being a sexy genius is merely icing on the cake, although it's the best icing--that kind on carrot cakes. ;)

Exercising Preferences

ExcercisesAerobics, Running, Weightlifting